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This site is dedicated to food which is better than sex because you have to do it 3 times a day (BTW, if you get sex 3 times a day, email me.)

Here you will learn how to make lip-smacking meals for a lot less money than any restaurant and it's so easy that even Paris Hilton could do it. I would even venture to say if these recipes don't get you panting you must be a priest! Let me rephrase that...

There are some of you who appreciate really good food but have an anxiety attack when you get near a kitchen. No worries, I'll be gentle, show you the ropes and I promise not to yank them too tight unless you beg me to.

But I don't want to hear you complain when it starts to get a little messy, because when it comes to getting the ultimate

messy comes with the territory. But then, that's what showers are for!